Phoebe: Well, I’m no longer Phoebe Buffay.

Mike: That’s great! You changed you name?

Phoebe: Yes I did! Meet: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! 

Mike: Alright, then I’m gonna change my name.

Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?

Mike: Crap Bag.

Phoebe: Mike Crap Bag?

Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.

You just answer, it’s like a reflex.

Marianela Nunez, Lilac Fairy

There is a reason I can hear them. The Horcruxes. I think I’ve known it for a while.
And I think you’ve known that too.

“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!”

Historical consciousness. Something bigger than myself.

Vanderlyle, crybaby, cry.

“Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question? 

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”